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Why ninjas are better than pirates
Ninjas are more bad ass than pirates! Ninjas have better hygiene, and they are less wasteful. Ninjas always put the toilet seat down and wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Ninjas kill everyone and they smell like fresh flowers. Pirates are covered in guts and man-spackle. They have food in their teeth. Ninjas [...]